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[Jan. 16th, 2010|02:19 pm] |
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We can do it better. |
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[Jan. 12th, 2010|03:49 am] |
FILTERED TO: Toni
We picked: watch Clerks.
Then I pick Battleship.
Then you pick...? |
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[Jan. 7th, 2010|05:46 pm] |
FILTERED TO HEIST CREW
Oh Alex, pearl of my heart, I miss you. Try to be faithful. |
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[Jan. 7th, 2010|01:49 am] |
Sup Alaskan friends. While we are trying to find our way back to one another, I decided to start a game. Since I have decided that we are like secret agent spies on Alias, I have also decided that my agent name would be "Secret Agent Tong".
Please refer to me as SECRET AGENT TONG for the next 24 hours, as I will not be responding to SCOTT, GREEN, or ASSHOLE for the duration.
To make this interactive and fun for the whole family: what would your alias be? Bonus points if they're anagrams like mine. |
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[Dec. 29th, 2009|11:18 pm] |
[FILTERED TO: Annie]
Toni told me you know.
[added after this conversation.]
[FILTERED TO: Toby]
I have news to tell you. Let's roll out. |
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| 039. |
[Dec. 22nd, 2009|08:28 am] |
FILTERED TO: Brad Murphy, Alex Falk, Toni Bjorkman, Annie Brewski, Toby Hastings, Nick McCaffery (SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU, NICK STILL EXISTS IN MY HEART), Christian Cox, Greta Regardie, Marla Tudor, Lettie Cantelon, Anna Myles, Andy Keller, Mandy McNamara, Holly White, Charlie James
Hot Bitch is co-throwing a RHON Christmas party with Rose Scarlett's mom on the 23rd. I'm inviting you guys because I love you.
And okay maybe because there will be tv cameras, national audiences and us. And you know what kind of shit we can get up to.
And if you won't do it for that, do it for the free alcohol and food.
FILTERED TO: Toni Bjorkman, Toby Hastings, Christian Cox
You don't really have a say in this and I'll see you tomorrow, provided I don't see you today first.
Toni, when is your last exam? I'm packing shit up in my car after lunch. |
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[Dec. 17th, 2009|12:56 pm] |
I really hate picking out Christmas gifts for people. I know I'm going to be called a homo if I get thoughtful gifts but I feel like a douche for getting insensitive gifts. Whatever. I'm done for this year.
Don't worry, Jen Lee--you're still getting the usual bag of dog shit outside your front door. |
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| 037. |
[Dec. 8th, 2009|11:23 pm] |
PRIVATE TO TOBY
Let's do something. Anything. |
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[Dec. 7th, 2009|12:48 am] |
Vegas, baby, I love you. But never again.
Oh and apparently my sister is having a baby girl. |
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| 035. |
[Nov. 23rd, 2009|02:51 pm] |
My parents have always supported the Band and my grandfather was once a card-carrying member. But I can't support those ideologies that my parents wanted me to embrace because the Band hardly supports them anymore. You see Justice and Crawford running around like chickens with their heads cut off as they try to maintain peace and order on such a small terrain as a school campus but the fact that they are totally incapable of doing even that doesn't speak well for the Band's efficiency. And the same goes for the League.
All of the other trade schools were disbanded in favor of this one to foster a sense of unity that does not and cannot exist. From day fucking one it's been the Band kids attacking the League kids, the League kids attacking Band kids and it's so fucking boring to see you guys using fourth grade insults on one another day in and day out. Each fight is the same fight on a different day with different people. And very few people can even explain what they supposedly stand for as they support it mindlessly and sound like bigoted idiots when someone asks them to back up what they're saying. VILLAIN is right, the arguments are exhausted. They are unoriginal. The few people who attempt to embrace the spirit of this school's mantra are ostracized by the people they thought were their friends and they end up back-tracking and pretending to support the ideas they no longer believe in, simply to try and fit in.
The Band and the League are completely farcical and have become complete shells of what they used to be. The Band isn't about protecting people anymore. That much is evident by the fact that half of the fights at this school are instigated by the kids of Band members. The Band of Heroic Heroes and the Evil League of Evil have become nothing more than vessels of showing off wealth and power and control. It's about making money and being on tv and having fans want their autographs. The same for the League, where it seems to be about who can throw the grandest, most lavish party and make the largest donations and have buildings named after them. That's just retarded. VILLAIN knows it's retarded. Life in Neopolis used to be so unconventional and exciting and, in being so unconventional and exciting, became boring. I'm bored. VILLAIN is clearly trying to make it exciting again and I can appreciate what they're trying to do.
So yeah. I realize this is probably going to make me persona non grata with a lot of people but I don't care. At least it'll spice things up for me. |
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[Nov. 19th, 2009|10:42 pm] |
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Yo Brad, are you ready to see Hot Bitch and McLovin on your tv tonight? |
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[Nov. 13th, 2009|11:33 pm] |
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I forgot today was my dad's birthday. Oops. |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2009|09:05 pm] |
[following Amy's outbursts earlier today]
Awesome.
PRIVATE TO TONI
You know that Are you okay Listen, it's not That was a little embarrassing, wasn't it Hey baby.
PRIVATE TO TOBY
Well. I guess I don't have to worry about anyone finding out about me and Toni, since your friend Andreatta let everyone know it for us. |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2009|12:05 am] |
PRIVATE TO ANDREW KELLER
We should probably talk. |
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[Oct. 30th, 2009|07:39 pm] |
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Fuck Halloween, man. I'm more excited for Christmas. |
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[Oct. 12th, 2009|11:07 pm] |
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If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you choose? Why? |
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[Sep. 30th, 2009|10:10 pm] |
PRIVATE TO JENNIFER LEE
Thanks for smashing up my car again, you fucking cunt. I'm not even joining the Band, but it was a nice attempt on your part.
PRIVATE TO TONI
We're fine, right?
By the way, you're coming with me and Toby to pick out my new car. |
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